Now give me pressies damn it!
Who ever said Christmas was just for kids, does not know what they are talking about. Just ask my kids, err I mean cats.
Lucien VS Nip Cane
SantaClaws
Pandora VS Nip Cane
For us?
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Boy loves his Nip Cane
Whoever made the stars that shine,
Whoever made green trees of pine,
Whoever dreamed up fish and mice,
Or sun and rain and snow and ice,
Must have the power in His paws
To help when there’s a worthy cause.
Whoever gave the birds a nest
Will grant this humble cat’s request.
For needy felines everywhere,
I meow my little Christmas prayer.
Please heal the sick
And cheer the sad,
Forgive the naughty,
and excuse the bad.
One more simple thing I ask:
A pool of sunlight in which to bask,
Plus a plate of food,
A safe, warm house,
A loving lap, a catnip mouse.
Freedom from fleas, furballs, and mats,
And homes for all the homeless cats.
from A Cat’s Christmas by Stefanie Samek
Here is another reminder to vote for your favorite animal shelter. The contest is sponsored by www.Care2.com and www.AdoptaPet.com Deadline is January 31, 2009 so get crack-a-lackin’!
My cats are asking that you PLEASE choose AniMeals of Missoula Montana.
**The last contest ended November 1, 2008. The lucky winner was Independent Animal Rescue, Inc (IAR) of Durham, NC www.animalrescue.net
CONGRATULATIONS!! w00t w00t!
Dear Precious Felines of mine,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. This includes cat hair. I’ve grown used to the taste so that trick wont work anymore.
The stairway/hallway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, howl, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge to try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years–canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is to kiss me, then clean your butt. I cannot stress this enough!
Love always,
Meowmie
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Complain About Our Pets:
I only got a tiny scratch after this one!
Mimi can’t decide if she should scratch me or take the collar off first!
Lucien is the only one that I got the reindeer hat on. After the others saw this they ran for the hills. (actually they ran under the bed and into the bathtub)
The second I put ANYTHING on Elvira she flops on her side and lays there defeated looking. Sometimes she lays on her back with her paws up like she’s dead. Maybe she thinks if she plays dead I’ll leave her alone. NOT A CHANCE! Poor kitty!
Pandora is usually exempt from costume torture, but this time I caught her by surprise. Bwahahahaha!
Her growl is worse than her scratch. She’s probably the most cooperative of them all.
I think I’m one of the few that disagrees with this. Who would clean their cat box and feed them if I died? I’m in denial OK! I know they’d off me if they had the chance!
BTW I am not artistic or clever enough to come up with this. I found it at http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com
How sweet my furkids are when they are sleeping.
Macaroni
MiMi
Pandora
Lucien
Catching Some Rays
Elvira
Lucien and Elvira
Mac and Mimi
